Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

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Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!