Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.