Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.