Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."