How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream