Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.