Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.