Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.