Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.