Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.