Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

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What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.