What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.