What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach