The ring bearer had an erection.
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Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
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Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
To get to the other bride!
You may fist the bride
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
His surname
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Exchange him.
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Game, *Set,* and match.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Acceptable
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
Because it was already attendin'.
Cause he been solo.
