What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.