What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.