What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Toilet trees.

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The Bible

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When Jesus cleared the temple.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...