What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.