What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...