What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Garbage collectors.

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Polly want a quacker!

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Water me lawn

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They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

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How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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The Book of Job.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.