Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.