Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.