Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.