Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.