Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN