Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.