Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.