What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

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Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids