What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids