Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.