What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

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It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

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I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

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What kind of a star can be risky?

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A dead one...