What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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