What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.