What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!