What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.