Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!