Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!