Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.