What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.