Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !