What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !