What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !