Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.