What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.