Don't go bacon my heart"
and you call us stupid.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
He just wasn't her type.
Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
I guess he was shot through the heart
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Swine language
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"