Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.