Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London