How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.