Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
Papal towels.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because they like Poles.
A meowntain.
Cat holics