What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.