What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.