What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.