Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!