What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.