Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."