What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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Second gear.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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When it's unnecessary

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.