Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.