Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.