Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.