Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious