Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed