Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"