What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself