What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.