How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression