Shoot him before he hits the ground
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
He was shot in the face.
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A: Senator.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
Stay grounded.