How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Who Shot JR ?

by U Dunnit

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.