Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest