Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!