Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.