Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.