Why did the pope have so many children?

Because his condom was a little holy...

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!