Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.