Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus