What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble