Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!