Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.