Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."