Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What is the result?

A tie.