How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!