How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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At LMN-tary school !

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Amazon'

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Because it's indivisible.

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Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."